Anal bleaching has become a new thing among porn stars, strippers, celebrities, and some free-thinking neighbors. I guess I’m totally out of it, because I haven’t heard of this personal care tidbit. Even some women’s magazines have been publishing information about this technique.

What is anal bleaching?

If you’ve led a sheltered life like I apparently have, anal bleaching is described as a cosmetic technique in the dictionary. To be exact: “Strong bleaching solutions such as hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is used by strippers, bodybuilders, actors, and actresses. It seems that over time, the buttocks area darkens (some say due to dark foods such as coffee, others speculate it is due to the staining of the bilirubin content in the stool.) Either way, those who aspire to floss like swimwear or pole dance seem to feel like a sphincter lighter will improve your image.

Why is anal discoloration offensive?

The idea that anal color is offensive is a personal opinion I guess. Personally, I haven’t given it much thought, nor do I often see the internal anal area. However, some express that the discoloration of this area is a health and hygiene issue, while others promote it as a cosmetic beauty treatment. The researchers propose that anal staining is due to excessive consumption of coffee and soft drinks, and poor hygiene. So apparently, after years of poor eating habits and poor cleaning, the skin of the anus darkens.

So the obvious solution is to whiten dark skin similar to how dentists whiten stains on teeth. The difference is in the compound used to make the lye. Anal bleach is made up of a peroxide-based cleansing gel and wipes clean that resembles baby wipes, but with a much higher price tag.

On the cosmetic beauty treatment side:

The general synopsis of anal discoloration is genetic. Some people have more pigment in that area of ​​the body than others. By comparison, some people have dark-colored nipples and labia, while others have a light color.

Who does anal bleaching?

Many exclusive salons and spas offer this treatment. Of course, you need to know where to look and have half your annual salary on hand to make your butt look like a porn star.

If you want or need to be a little more thrifty with your hard-earned money, you can get anal bleaching supplies to do the procedure in your own home! Search on Google and you will find many businesses that offer these types of products.

Personal thoughts on anal bleaching…

Now, it may be old-fashioned, but bending over or squatting in a mirror to look between my buttocks isn’t high on my ‘to do’ list. In fact, I doubt it will rank anywhere in my top 10 things to do before you die! Sure, I bathe, scrub, powder, and lotion on my body, but discoloration? No thanks, the color of my anus is what it is, and that’s the end of that tune.

It is very doubtful that the photos of my anus will be displayed as works of art on the walls of my hacienda. If the color of my anus had a negative effect on my sex life or my partner, I think it would be time to kick my ass out.